Oh, the drama never ends on The Bachelor. Brad Womack is back and he is treating this experience like a whole new ballgame! He is more aware of what he wants and the women are more than willing to give it to him!

Michelle, anyone? I thought I liked her during the first episode, but now she seriously bugs me! “It’s my birrrrthday.” Please. She knew this show would be filming over her birthday when she got to the house. That was completely a desperate ploy to get attention from Brad. And it worked…for now. Something tells me that Brad is going to see past the pretty exterior and get to the BATSHIT crazy part pretty soon. Since I already know who steals Brad’s heart in the end, thanks to the always correct, Reality Steve, I am watching this show with a different perspective.

Ashley H got the first one-on-one date with Brad and they frolicked through their own private amusement park. Yes, they seriously frolicked. I liked her and I could see their connection. She might be a little bubbly, but that is a good thing on this show. You have so little time to make an impression on Brad that you need to pull out all the stops! She got a rose and is safe for this week.

Now, onto the second one-on-one date!

Jackie was awarded the only other one-on-one date before elimination. One of my favorite parts of this show is watching the girls who didn’t get a one-on-one pretend to be so excited for the girls that did. Girllll, please. It is the best. I don’t like Jackie at all. I don’t see her being right for Brad. She just seems a little insecure and inexperienced. For their date, they went to the spa and then she got to pick out a dress and jewels to wear for the night. Then they were whisked off to a private concert by Train. Barf. I love how she thanked Brad about 60 times for the date. Honey, he did not plan this for you okay? And he certainly didn’t pay for it. I would have rather seen someone else get this date with Brad, but Jackie got a rose!

The group date was a real hot mess situation.

They decided to have fourteen girls film an American Red Cross PSA about giving blood with Brad. It was a weird mess of  some girls not liking their costumes and others taking their chance to make-out with Brad. Britt, Chantal, Shawntel, Kim, Emily, Michelle, Melissa, Keltie Lisa, Marissa, Meghan, Raichel, Alli, Stacey, and Madison aka ‘Fang Girl’ were all on this date. Can someone explain ‘Fang Girl’ to me? She hardly even talks and when she does, I am scared for my life. I don’t get it. Of course, Michelle made a scene because it was her birthday and stormed off the set. At the end of the night, she got the rose and was more than happy to rub it in all of the girls’ faces. Someone already loves the cameras.

During the cocktail party before elimination, Raichel and Melissa could not stop fighting with each other. I don’t even know how this started, but every time these girls were around each other they would argue. The worst part was when both girls talked to Brad separately and started crying. IT WAS TOO SOON to show your crazy, ladies! When Melissa stopped talking because she thought she had onion breath? I could just see Brad cringing.

Of course, ABC had to bring Ali and Roberto back to meet the women and give Brad their feedback. Now these two are supposed to be experts on love since they have been together for a couple of months. I have nothing against Ali and Roberto, but I think it is so funny when they do this. It is almost like, “Hey, don’t forget about us!” Of course, these two loved Emily the most. What is there not to love about Emily? She is gorgeous, sweet, and doesn’t seem to want to get involved in any of the girl drama. She gets a rose and is safe!

At the elimination: Raichel Goodyear, Melissa Schreiber, and Keltie Colleen get the boot. Keltie didn’t really go anything wrong this week, except for freaking out about her ugly costume during the PSA. Maybe that neck brace ensemble did hurt her in the long run. Obviously, Melissa and Raichel had to go! No guy wants to listen to two girls fighting when they could be spending time in the hot tub with the other girls who are better looking.

I hate when the eliminated girls cry to the camera before they exit. I always want them to hold it together until the cameras are gone! It is too sad for the people watching at home. Please don’t make us feel sorry for you.

Since I already know the winner, I am carefully watching the way that she interacts with Brad every week. So far, there haven’t been any signs that he would definitely choose her. According to Reality Steve, Brad is engaged! For some reason, I am rooting for this guy. No one wants to see someone lose out on ‘love’ two times!

Next week, I will be reviewing episode 3! Until then….