Celebrity Buzz - Wednesday, August 5, 2009 11:24 - 0 Comments

Paris Hilton’s Dog House Is Bigger Than Your Bedroom

What I am about to tell you might sting a little bit. It is probably one of the most ridiculous things that you will ever read, but I feel obligated to share this with you. Don’t say I didn’t warn you!

Paris Hilton’s dogs probably live in a nicer space than you! Her pups, Tinkerbell, Marilyn Monroe, Prince Baby Bear, Harajuku, Dolce and Prada chill in a 300 sq. ft, $325,000 dog house built especially for them. The space has a crystal chandelier, central air, and is two stories!

“It’s a miniature version of my house,” said the heiress to Life & Style. “I designed it with the help of my interior decorator, Faye Resnick. I wanted it to be fun, cute, comfortable and beautiful. My friends just love it and think it’s so adorable and cool.”

“They love lying on the balcony, playing in their backyard and hanging out on their living room furniture. They appreciate the house that Mommy built for them,” she continued. “The dogs love to dress up. My friends say they have a better wardrobe than most people.”

See what I mean? Try not to punch through your computer screen at work. Obviously, you work very long, stressful days and Paris? Well, she made a sex tape and is rich and famous for absolutely no reason. Feel better? I didn’t think so!

The only silver lining in this story is that Paris’s dogs deserve all they can get for having to live with her! You know she “forgets” to feed them and see that they are taken care of. I bet someone does all of that for her. She seems like the type to buy a pet because it is “cute” and then quickly get bored of it. These dogs deserve this luxury! They should all bond together and take over her house! Puppy coup!