Celebrity Buzz - Thursday, September 10, 2009 9:43 - 0 Comments

John Mayer & Kristin Cavallari?

John Mayer has proven that he is still a complete douche even when denying that he has been hooking up with someone. The word on the street this week was that John Mayer has been getting together with Kristin Cavallari for two years at a friends house. First of all, you know this is a complete rumor because John Mayer would never miss the chance to whore his relationship out to the press. But Kristin Cavallari is even a low target for him! Can you imagine John on The Hills?

In a series of silly Twitter posts, the singer, 31, debunked Internet gossip Wednesday.

“Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman…I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis,” read his first post.

He then added, “I’m sure she’s a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.”

Just to make sure he got his point across, he Twittered again, “My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.”

Finally, he concluded by writing, “I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.”

Okay we get it, John. You are SO funny and witty. Those Twitter posts just showcased why someone as hot as Kristin would not be sleeping with you! I can still hear her annoying voice from Laguna Beach-”Stephennnnnn!” You know what I am talking about!