What could make 30 Rock even better? Salma Hayek, of course! For her stint on the show, Salma plays a nurse who is helping Jack’s mother! I love me some of Jack’s mother- she is a fiesty firecracker and she knows it! Salma eventually turns into a love interest for Jack and I am sure that chaos ensues.

New episodes of 30 Rock start this Thursday.

Crystal finally spoke out on an E! News message board and claimed the Hef might be adding to their pack of three!  ”There are a couple that we have interest in … As for now, it is just us three.”

Crystal is cuter than the twins, but why would anyone want to waste their golden years with Hef? No offense to Hef, but seriously. The whole time that Holly was in that relationship she just wanted to marry him and get some dough. Now she is stuck with Criss Angel-what a downgrade.

This hot mess of a show is back and Jason (the single dad) is back to find his chance at true love. And guess what? He found the one and they are engaged! Oh, how we can’t wait to see who he chooses! Well, not really but you get the point. The producers really wrangled in some crazy for last night’s premiere. Here are some of my favs:

There was Shannon who told Jason that she was not a stalker but that she knew everything about him.

Jackie, who is a wedding coordinator but can’t seem to find her own ‘happy ending.’ She gets drunk and tells the girls that she has left every man that she is engaged to, but then when she is eliminated she slips and says that they left her. Tear. Oh, and she planned her wedding to Jason already and it was on the beach. 

Megan, who all of the girl’s voted to kick off. She was saved in the end, but her constant banter about what it is like to be a single mom got on everyone’s nerves. 

Jillian, who thought she was being clever by asking Jason what he put on his hot dog as if his answer would determine if they were meant to be. When Jason chose mustard, this crazy town was THRILLED. 

Oh and then there is my personal favorite, Renee who makes vision boards. The producers followed her into her home and she showed them that she made one for Jason and the qualities that she wants in a husband. Creepy to the max. 

To up the ante this season, Deanna is back! That’s right! The girl who broke Jason’s heart thinks that she made a mistake in letting him go. At least that is what we are supposed to think from the preview. I am not sure if she is back to compete with the contestants or what. That is Grade-A drama and I love it.

This movie is either going to be really cute or really bad. I can’t decide, but you know I will be in the audience at some point! 

via DListed

Cheryl Cole is way hot. She also got married to football star, Ashley Cole a couple of years ago. Victoria Beckham and David hung out with these two quite a lot at one point- it was obvs that Cheryl fully intended to become Victoria Beckham Part 2. Recently, Cheryl found out that Ashley had cheated on her and to her chagrin she never heard from her dear friend Posh. Cheryl told UK Vogue:

 ’She [Victoria] was in my hotel room during the World Cup - we’ve had barbecues together - so I was quite shocked by that. I mean, David’s mum is friends with Ashley’s mum.’ 

Oh Posh! What were you thinking not calling Cheryl? You know why she didn’t reach out? Because she didn’t want her precious David to be linked to anyone unfaithful yet again. She wants those rumors to die! Posh has worked hard to make everyone forget David’s alleged infidelity and focus on what really matters-her dwindling clothing size.

I know you have been waiting on pins and needles for a glimpse of Hannah Montana: The Movie and now you can check it out! OMG I am totally kidding. This movie is going to bite and it’s going to bite hard. In this clip, Miley takes you behind the scenes of her movie to tell you that ‘Miley’ will have to choose between  her identities-gasp! The bad news? Miley’s dad, Billy Ray is going to be in the movie as well as the rest of the cast from the show. Special appearances by Rascal Flatts (why?) and Taylor Swift (when she was still trying to get in good with the Jonas Brothers). 

I will let you make judgements for yourself-remember, Miley doesn’t need any more of your money! This girl is on the fast track to rehab by her 18th birthday and we’re all paying for it!

Hannah Montana: The Movie hits theaters in April 2009.

Update: Lindsay Lohan has taken to her blog to say once and for all that her and Samantha have not broken up!

“RUMORS

little piece of TRUE information:

we did NOT break up!

access hollywood, extra, et, every tabloid, page six… AND every GOSSIP website. Get your stories straight please. It’s really annoying to have all of your friends emailing you saying, i saw, i read, etc… NOT TRUE

xoxox Lindsay

Currently listening :
Rumors
By Lindsay Lohan

Release date: By 2005-01-11″

So there you have it! Sam and Lindsay made it into 2009!

“They broke up over the holidays and have ended their engagement,” says a source close to the couple. “They’re both really sad about this. Even their friends are surprised; they seemed really happy. Everyone just wants the best for both of them.” 

The couple have been engaged since November 2007. Soon after their engagement, pictures circulated of Jennifer Love Hewitt looking a little curvy in a bikini and the media had a field day. After that Jennifer lost 18 pounds with a trainer and a whole new fitness routine. She claims it was not because of those photos being released.

I am sad that there is another Hollywood break-up. Ross seemed like a normal guy, not very Hollywood at all. As we all know, Jennifer has had a lot of Hollywood relationships and none of them have lasted. We need to get her on The Bachelorette!

Among the trends that I am predicting-metallic, draping, flower accents and appliques, black and white, one shoulder styles, bright colors, and over the top glamour! 

And let’s not forget one of my favorite red carpet dresses ever! It was for the Oscars, but who cares? It needs to be posted regardless. 

And the winner is… Penelope Cruz in this flawless Versace gown

Jenni Kayne Tuck Blazer